Gary Lineker is the ‘woke man scorned’ who is playing an incredibly extended and expensive long game in search of ‘revenge’ against the poor BBC.
Manchester United’s youngsters are having ‘tantrums’ by posting images of themselves with trophies on Instagram. Disgusting.
Bruno Fernandes has issued an ‘ultimatum’ that is in no way an ultimatum, while an ‘unrecognisable’ Premier League star is entirely recognisable.
The BBC is now a ‘man-free zone’ apparently, apart from all the programmes presented by men, that is.
There’s a bloodbath at Manchester United as Ruben Amorim goes on a ‘rampage’, with THREE kids in his crosshairs.
This means more when it’s Liverpool, whose fans are the only ones to back their managers, according to Jamie Carragher.
Mo Salah continues to dominate the football landscape and it can now be CONFIRMED that he is indeed a footballer.
Arne Slot attempted to stop the Mo Salah headlines but entirely failed; he had already demanded TWO things from the Egyptian.
The Mo Salah circus shows no signs of slowing down as we rumble on with agreements reached, silences broken, and cryptic updates issued.
Never mind Arne Slot, what does Jurgen Klopp think about Mo Salah? You’ll be surprised to learn he has made his feelings clear.
It’s all going on at Liverpool, with Mo Salah on his way to Saudi Arabia whether he likes or or not. But what would Sir Alex do?
We are told Florian Wirtz was ‘brutally’ and ‘cruelly’ denied a first goal, even though his sliced shot was going wide.
Ian Wright gets lauded for doing what parents of toddlers and friends of p***heads do every day as the Daily Mail curry favour.
Has Thomas Frank really been stupid enough to ‘infuriate’ Spurs fans by policing expectations after having a go at them over booing Guglielmo Vicario?
Is the Arsenal ‘bottling it’ narrative starting to gain some early momentum? Apparently Mikel Arteta made a ‘shocking decision’.
Liverpool ‘could ask’ Jurgen Klopp to make a ‘dramatic return’ soon and sort out this Arne Slot mess after the German’s ’emphatic response’ to a slump.
It seems Jurgen Klopp has already given Liverpool two names to replace Arne Slot and one of them is Steven Gerrard.
It’s good news for England after a World Cup draw change, not that you’d know it from one headline, while there’s big news about Martin Odegaard that isn’t.
‘Vinicius Junior seems unhappy at Real Madrid’ so we imagine he will leap at the chance to join Manchester United if he watched them lose at Everton.
Have Liverpool decided to sack Arne Slot? Have Liverpool decided not to sack Arne Slot? No and no.
Ruben Amorim has made a Manchester United transfer ‘reveal’ that you, dear reader, will simply fail to ever believe. There might be no point even trying.
We are pulling ourselves away from Jude Bellingham to look at an 11-man Manchester United ban and Liverpool transfer critics.
Antoine Semenyo and Joao Gomes have been linked with Arsenal and Manchester United respectively but they share one really quite obvious thing in common.
One man has become a little obsessed with Jude Bellingham and it ‘makes no sense at all’ to others in the England media camp.
It kind of looks like Jude Bellingham celebrated with Harry Kane but let’s ignore that because there’s a witch-hunt to be had.
It should not be that Harry Kane dropping deep to be brilliant is framed as an ‘infuriating’ problem for England in actual 2025 but here we are again.
‘This feels like a seismic moment in England’s planning for next summer’s World Cup’, apparently. Does it f***.
We’re deep into the international break wilderness now, and there’s an awful lot of absolute guff desperately trying to fill the news vacuum.
Liverpool manager Arne Slot stands accused of a ‘very obvious, big‑ticket managerial mistake’ by not dropping Mo Salah.
Some are more than happy to play the Arne Slot sack card as Liverpool and Alexander Isak start noticing some ‘crucial’ things.