Jude Bellingham is back in Thomas Tuchel’s England squad in a ‘major U-turn’ foreseeable months ago for a player dropped due to ‘concerns over his attitude’.
Could Liverpool boss Arne Slot be about to play Florian Wirtz ‘up front’ against Manchester City?
It’s no surprise to see Trent Alexander-Arnold’s unhappy return to Anfield dominating the headlines, or that a lot of said headlines are nonsense.
Has Wayne Rooney had a ‘dig’ at Cristiano Ronaldo? Has Cristiano Ronaldo ‘hit back’? No and no, and yet here we are.
When Erling Haaland is not showing his ‘true colours’ by taking a bath, he is somehow scoring 13 goals despite Man City lacking creativity.
If there was any doubt before, there can be none now. Liverpool are the designated crisis club and absolutely everyone is putting the boot in.
There are very real and very important updates on Marc Guehi’s transfer status from a top source, among the rest of the usual Mediawatch nonsense.
Arsenal and the rest of the Premier League are boring one journalist while another wants Liverpool to drop their captain.
In the quest for spicy Arsenal news, we are led to believe that a ‘huge decision’ has been made about the Arsenal captaincy.
Arne Slot has probably been lost in translation, but is also just right if not. He is playing a ‘dangerous game’ at Liverpool and Eddie Howe has ‘hit back’.
Florian Wirtz is fuming, furious and raging at Mo Salah, who would get humiliated by Jurgen Klopp for posting a family photo.
Arsenal are just like Wimbledon in the 1980s, because nothing could be more Wimbledon in the 1980s than a 4-0 Champions League win over Atletico Madrid.
You thought you knew Arne Slot? Just wait until you hear what he did on holiday in Dubai.
Jurgen Klopp has dropped a perfectly-timed Liverpool ‘bombshell’ by basically just reiterating something he has said numerous times before about returning.
Bryan Mbeumo has been working on a ‘secret’ Manchester United mission for ages but it’s public knowledge now, while Liverpool are always transfer geniuses.
Fewer people are watching Match of the Day than ever before (because fewer people are watching TV than ever before).
It is literally impossible for the England ‘focus’ to be on anything other than the fan ‘backlash’ at Thomas Tuchel even after qualifying for the World Cup.
Thomas Tuchel, Jude Bellingham, a ‘circus’ and an exhortation to ‘be more Roy Keane’. How is that going to help?
Manchester United are being linked with a ‘shock’ £60m Manchester United transfer that’s no ‘shock’ at all.
‘It is still a bit too early to start thinking about a victory parade’ writes one England tabloid man, while others are mad about Thomas Tuchel.
‘The last thing Thomas Tuchel wants is for outsiders to stir up tensions,’ writes a man doing exactly that with Jude Bellingham.
We cannot yet, unfortunately, move on from the Gary Neville moral panic because the Daily Mail are still being entirely ridiculous about it.
Gary Neville has picked the wrong kind of free speech. His ‘deluded’ rant and ‘most dangerous lapse into self-parody’ has prompted a Sky Sports sack call.
There are some silly Liverpool messages and agreements but the big problem is the MailOnline’s atrocious reporting of that Gary Neville ‘outburst’.
Jude Bellingham has been both AXED and DROPPED by England after Thomas Tuchel REFUSED an obvious request. Gareth Southgate has some shock Man Utd demands.
It’s all going wrong for everybody, with Liverpool now apparently in the grip of a ‘mini-crisis’ and even Arsenal still beset by familiar woes.
Liverpool lost a football match last night, so naturally it is now a crisis with silences being broken and cracks deepening as far as the eye can see.
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has been ‘speaking volumes’ with his decision to go ahead with a party that wasn’t his party.
Arsenal beat Newcastle United but a man who thinks Mikel Arteta is The Deluded One still has to have a dig.
Spurs are definitely about to sign stars from Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid and Barcelona while keeping Djed Spence and his penitentiary at left-back.
Newcastle United beat Bradford City 4-1 and that really does prove a ‘masterstroke’ from Eddie Howe.
Everyone’s having a lot of fun with Hugo Ekitike’s ‘stupid’ red card, while there’s some sad news about a different kind of red for Cole Palmer.
Mohamed Salah was ‘overlooked’ and ‘snubbed’ as the best footballer on the planet was NOT the Liverpool man!