Liverpool are spiralling hilariously out of control, Arsenal must ‘adapt’ and Morgan Gibbs-White is a massive loser who hit a new career low against Everton.
A bonus midweek round of Premier League action means a bonus midweek round of Winners and Losers after a tremendously entertaining couple of nights.
Thomas Frank lands himself another spot in the losers alongside Lucas Paqueta, Bournemouth and Everton. How they all wish they could be Sunderland.
Could Man City break Chelsea’s stranglehold on the WSL? Lauren Hemp’s return suggests they just might, as does Millie Bright being hooked at half-time.
Arsenal’s draw with Chelsea felt like a VAR crossroads but will the WSL learn from the Premier League’s mistakes? Also, West Ham and Liverpool are in a marriage of misery.
Ibrahima Konate and Manuel Ugarte have become significant problems for Manchester United and Liverpool. But Tomas Soucek and Brian Brobbey are flying.
Moises Caicedo v Declan Rice should be interesting later this month, Liverpool are back on track, and why Daniel Farke should never manage Newcastle.
Arsenal, Sunderland, Bruno Fernandes and Ezri Konsa are sitting pretty, but West Ham and Wolves are in abysmal states and Liverpool need more help.
What a weekend of Premier League antics that was. Massive winners and bed-sh*tting losers as far as the eye can see. But mainly at Anfield.
Arsenal’s now undisputed Leah Williamson understudy could also be England’s while Everton are having a shocker at home no matter where that is.
Chloe Kelly experienced football in all of its cruel and brilliant majesty for Arsenal against Man City. She could so easily have been the winner but ends up the loser.
No surprise to see who heads up the winners section, even if they now have no choice but to accept the mantle of Premier League favourites.
Consecutive draws for unbeaten Arsenal may genuinely mean they’re already out of the WSL title race, because Chelsea.
One Sir Jim Ratcliffe quote helps explain why Ruben Amorim is still at Man Utd. Maresca and Liverpool messed up but Arsenal, Palace and Sunderland impressed.
Winless Wolves were on the brink of receiving the perfect prescription from Dr Tottenham, but Thomas Frank’s side were not feeling so generous after all.
Hannah Hampton has been named F365 winner after claiming the Yashin Trophy thanks to a glorious sh*t-eating grin as she kept another clean sheet for Chelsea.
Liverpool were the big winners a couple of times over, along with Fulham, Parker and Farke. But Potter is gone while Arteta and Guardiola overthought it.
We look at football data’s most divisive and impishly mischievous contribution to the world (xG) and make some hasty conclusions.
Chelsea found a 100-goal striker they don’t need down the back of the sofa after a two-season absence, while London City Lionesses have been dealt a WSL reality check.
Arsenal have exposed problems at Chelsea, Liverpool look great and Nick Woltemade is fun. But Ruben Amorim needs to be sacked if he is doing ‘everything’.
All eyes were on Michelle Agyemang and she didn’t deliver on the opening day, but Ornella Vignola certainly did on debut in the Merseyside derby.
You can’t have transfer window winners without also having losers. That’s how these things must work. It’s been a brutal summer for several of the ‘Other 14’.
There’s no such thing as ‘winning’ the transfer window. It’s a silly idea only a fool would entertain. Here then are the transfer window winners.
Liverpool were showing off with a scrappy title race win. Potter, Hurzeler, Glasner and Iraola impressed but Aston Villa and Wolves are in free fall.
Everton should know better over Jack Grealish, while Thomas Frank and Brentford are both thriving. But West Ham and Ruben Amorim look utterly hopeless.
Sunderland and Manchester City could not have planned better starts, while a Liverpool hero stepped up. And West Ham should “panic about its managers”.
Who doesn’t love a forgotten man? Who doesn’t want to marvel that Chelsea still own Armando Broja after all this time?
Plus mentions for Tottenham, West Ham, Raheem Sterling, Jadon Sancho, and a couple of managers whose sides instantly improved after they left
Plus some brilliant managers in mid-table, Manchester United’s thriving escapees, and somehow Tottenham despite finishing 17th
A weekend of emotional farewells had us say goodbye to Goodison Park, Jamie Vardy, Emiliano Martinez, the old Arsenal and very possibly West Ham soon.