Man Utd fans cheered by Villa defeat despite ‘lazy as f***’ defender
Manchester United lost to Aston Villa but fans are actually happy; the margins are now fine rather than gaping chasms.
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Liverpool in ‘comedy week’ as £30m star ‘better’ than Wirtz as Arsenal ‘totally vilified’, Man Utd lauded
The Mailbox returns with Liverpool in ‘another comedy week’, while Manchester United are hailed for doing something Arsenal were ‘totally vilified’ for…
Liverpool now justified in double striker splurge as ‘karma’ talk disgusts
There is anger at the notion that Alexander Isak’s leg break was karma and not a lot else in the pre-Christmas Mailbox.
Six reasons the Alexander Isak leg break injury is actually ‘hilarious’
Alexander Isak’s injury has prompted mirth from one Mailboxer, while we have some Aston Villa gloating. And they deserve it.
Arsenal are ‘terrible to watch, attritional and boring’ as Zubimendi form ‘worries’ fans; Ekitike > Isak
The Mailbox insists Arsenal have become ‘terrible to watch, attritional and boring’ under Mikel Arteta this season despite being top of the Premier League.
How will Man Utd cope without half their non-poo players?
Manchester United dominate the narrative after Monday’s 4-4 draw, with the next few weeks key in sorting out that bizarre table.
Why ‘bottlers’ Arsenal are ‘finding the Champions League easier’
Arsenal and a crisis that puts them at the top of two league tables as Manchester United managed not to to poo the bed.
Why Ruben Amorim sees Kobbie Mainoo as a ‘liability’ in moments
Watch closely and you will see why Kobbie Mainoo might infuriate his Manchester United manager.
Kobbie Mainoo ‘exactly what this team needs’ (but not with Bruno)
Kobbie Mainoo impressed for Manchester United; does Ruben Amorim have the bottle to stick with that plan?
Mainoo ‘almost Maguire levels of slow’ as loan now best option for Man Utd
Why don’t Manchester United try Kobbie Mainoo as a 10? If not, send him out on loan to a club like Napoli.
Viktor Gyokeres is a ‘lemon’; Arsenal must offload him to win the Premier League
Viktor Gyokeres is ‘the worst footballer that I’ve seen at Arsenal since Lee Chapman’, says one Arsenal fan. Does Mikel Arteta need to make a choice?
Viktor Gyokeres a ‘real waste of money’ but is he worse than Joao Pedro?
Viktor Gyokeres is splitting Arsenal fans between those who believe he is a massive waste of money and his loyal defenders.
Liverpool have played a Salah blinder in the name of net spend
Have Liverpool financially played a blinder with Mo Salah? They will get a transfer fee in January for a past-it player.
Are Liverpool trying to force out Salah to save money on his giant wages?
Liverpool won without Mo Salah in Milan on Tuesday night so some pressure is off Arne Slot; are the club just trying to get rid of those mammoth wages?
Are Man Utd ‘moving in the right direction’? Or did win ‘highlight’ biggest problem ahead of Amorim sack?
Manchester United are ‘moving in the right direction,’ says one fan. But another is ‘furious’ with the Wolves win and one still wants Ruben Amorim gone.
Carragher praised for Salah takedown and ‘slip of the tongue’ – but Liverpool ‘too blinded by rejection’
Jamie Carragher is hailed for his Mo Salah response, but ‘this is the sort of batsh*t, amped up paranoia that leads others to ridicule the Liverpool fanbase.
Liverpool season described as ‘the Flo and Mo sh*tshow’ in Salah post-mortem
Mo Salah will not find a whole lot of sympathy for his big old tantrum, which has given Arne Slot to punish him as he sees fit.
16 Conclusions as title contenders Aston Villa beat Arsenal
Aston Villa v Arsenal has prompted 16 Conclusions from a Villa fan and calls for perspective from those of an Arsenal persuasion.
Liverpool are ‘PR creation’ as Salah walks alone like Trent…
Liverpool, ‘This Means More’ and YNWA have prompted a whole lot of laughter after the last few days as Mohamed Salah walks alone.
Liverpool told to sack Slot but ‘snake’ Salah blasted for ‘ruining his legacy’ as Alexander-Arnold regen
There are calls for Liverpool to sack Arne Slot, but a Mailboxer reckons Mohamed Salah is a ‘snake’ and has ‘ruined his legacy’ a la Trent Alexander-Arnold.
FIFA a ‘complete disgrace’ and ‘there’s f*** all we can do’ but boycott the World Cup
FIFA and Gianni Infantino are forcing World Cup boycotts and can get in the bin after the Donald Trump love-in, while ‘spineless’ Man Utd must get rid of Amorim.
Do ‘last big contracts’ kill all motivation for big-name footballers?
Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk might have been given too much money and not enough motivation. Elsewhere, asterisk seasons and more.
Man Utd fans left incensed by ‘muppet’ Amorim: ‘Get rid before he sells Mainoo’
After another predictably poor performance from Manchester United, the fans are united in saying that Ruben Amorim is the problem.
Did Chiesa save Arne Slot’s job as Liverpool ‘abject’ once again?
Liverpool were rotten once again as they picked up just a point v Sunderland, while Aston Villa are the best team in the land.
Why miserly Arsenal will win Premier League title over ‘typical City’
Man City have gone for nostalgia and become pre-Pep ‘typical City’ again, leaving Arsenal to cruise to the Premier League title.
Manchester United ‘shouldn’t be happy with band aid victory’ after Amorim’s Everton abomination
Manchester United beating Palace ‘had some SERIOUS caveats attached. And Thomas Frank and Arne Slot show why there will not be another Carlo Ancelotti.
Premier League player deserves five-match ban for ‘p***ing on shoes’
Lucas Paqueta is not getting any sympathy even from the woke folk while Arsenal fans do not really know how to feel.
Chelsea man guilty of ‘pussy move’ as Arsenal contribute to ‘horrible’ game
That was a pretty rotten match between Chelsea and Arsenal but who emerged as the worst of a bad bunch?
Arne Slot ‘hubris’ leaves Liverpool waiting for Salah AFCON exit to revert crisis
Arne Slot’s ‘hubris’ is costing Liverpool, who are now relying on Mo Salah leaving for AFCON to fix their season. But why can’t we all just enjoy the 18-point crisis ...
Emery to replace Slot as Liverpool’s most ‘baffling’ issue identified; two priority signings to fix mess
Could Unai Emery replace Arne Slot at Liverpool? The Mailbox reckons the Dutchman needs to fix his side’s most ‘baffling’ problem to save himself…
‘Cocky’ Liverpool will be relegated unless they sack ’embarrassing’ Arne Slot
Arne Slot needs to try something different to help a Liverpool side clearly missing Trent Alexander-Arnold. But grief apparently cannot be used as an excuse.
Liverpool season is ‘write-off’; Arne Slot cannot coach them out of grief
Is it as simple as Liverpool being so rotten because they are grieving Diogo Jota? There is an argument that no coach could combat that.
Arsenal brilliance ‘can still all be for nothing’ but one player ‘unbelievable’ v Bayern
Arsenal fans are uncomfortable with all the praise but even they have to admit that the Gunners look brilliant.