‘No jokes’ about Man Utd amid considered opinions on 20 Premier League clubs
In an attempt to stop the Premier League conversation being dominated by Liverpool and Arsenal, we have 20 considered opinions.
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Liverpool fans urged to ‘chill ya boots’ amid more Slot sack shouts
‘If Liverpool lose the Carabao Cup to Crystal Palace, Fenway management should consider sacking Arne Slot!’ Should they really?
Man Utd still missing Ruben Amorim victory despite being better than Liverpool
There’s some cautious Man Utd optimism after a third successive win that puts them above Liverpool but it’s still cautious.
‘Only scoring from set-pieces’ is the Arsenal dream title scenario
Arsenal fans dream of some p***-boiling set-piece title action, while even a ‘procession’ would be refreshing.
Arne Slot sack calls grow after more ‘poor decisions’ see him ‘found out’
Even the most diehard Liverpool fans are now turning on Arne Slot after that rotten performance against Brentford.
Liverpool in ‘transition season’ as VVD ‘declines into Lovren’; Man Utd ‘hope cannot be allowed to fester’
Liverpool are ‘absolute s***e’ and now in a ‘transition season’ as Virgil van Dijk and Mohamed Salah are heavily criticised in today’s Mailbox.
Slot ‘pile-on’ is distracting from real Liverpool problems and ‘genuinely making us stupider’
The reaction to some Arne Slot quotes have led to some ‘po-faced nonsense analysis’ which ‘means we’re talking about the wrong bloody things’ with Liverpool.
Arne Slot acting like ‘one-dimensional toddler’ as Liverpool title ruled out
Arne Slot might want to consider that other managers can play against Liverpool as they wish; it’s his job to coach against that.
Will Arne Slot have ‘balls’ to snub Liverpool man who ‘hasn’t done sh*t nearly nine months’?
Liverpool won and now the pressure is on Arne Slot to stick with that team v Brentford. Does he have the cojones?
Arsenal signing embarrasses Florian Wirtz as ‘Arteta out’ calls begin
‘Arteta out’ is the cry from the sarcastic as a brilliant Gunners performance – especially from Martin Zubimendi – is hailed.
One Liverpool player must make way for Wirtz and it’s not Gakpo…
There are pleas for Arne Slot to be sacked and pleas for patience for Arne Slot. But some things do need to change.
Arne Slot destroyed for ‘bonkers’ tactics, ‘cringe’ comments and lack of balls
Has there ever been such a speedy fall from grace? Arne Slot is being destroyed by Liverpool fans and others.
‘Salty tears’ from Liverpool fans continue as one asks: ‘Can we just bin Slot now despite the title?’
‘Can we just bin him now despite the title?’ asks one Liverpool fan of the ever-moaning Arne Slot. He and a fair few of his players receive both barrels.
Slot ‘ain’t the guy’ – he’s a ‘d***head’ who can’t ‘manage his way out of this hole’ at Liverpool
Arne Slot has been identified as ‘the problem’ at Liverpool after calling out his players, ‘telling everyone his tactics for free’ and not dropping stars.
Arsenal accused of ‘fake Pulis tribute’ as Mikel Arteta is branded ‘George Graham 2.0’
Despite a 1-0 win over Fulham, Arsenal are still unable to convince everyone of their title credentials after scoring yet another set-piece goal.
‘Petty’ Amorim ‘hate narrative’ debunked as 50 more stars in extended England World Cup ladder
A ‘petty hate narrative’ on Ruben Amorim has been debunked, while we have an extended England World Cup ladder that includes Gary Neville…
Amorim will sacrifice three academy kids ‘on the cheap’ to Newcastle after Ratcliffe pop
Sir Jim Ratcliffe clearly doesn’t rate the Manchester United academy and Ruben Amorim has an inflexible system, so there is concern over three young stars.
Harry Kane and Bukayo Saka too ‘basic’ to get credit as Roy Keane defended
Are Harry Kane and Bukayo Saka not ‘special’ enough to get the credit they deserve? And is Roy Keane right about Djed Spence?
Why underrated Harry Kane and Bukayo Saka will never win Ballon d’Or
Harry Kane and Bukayo Saka are brilliant footballers but do they get the credit they deserve? Let’s start with the hair.
Why Man Utd cannot thrive with ‘poor coach’ Ruben Amorim formation
Manchester United can never dominate with a formation made for counter-punchers for reasons outlined in full here.
The AITA football special has an answer: Yes, you are the a**hole
It’s a very slow day in the Mailbox but a man’s AITA Reddit-style question from Sunday has had a vociferous response.
Liverpool show ‘it’s not hard’ to make Ruben Amorim and his 3-5-2 work for Man United
All Ruben Amorim needs to do to fix Manchester United’s problems with his 3-5-2 formation is take a look at early 90s Liverpool.
Man Utd are now ‘too big to succeed’ with the noise ‘relentless and cacophonous’
Man Utd are now ‘too big to succeed with the 2025 media landscape making it impossible for any manager to escape the ‘relentless and cacophonous’ noise.
The one decision that proves ‘Man Utd are not a serious club’
There have been plenty of indications but the straw that breaks the Manchester United camel back is here.
Reaction to Neville comments spark ‘sissy left-wing approach’ derision
Gary Neville’s comments have inevitably brought division to a Mailbox that includes talk of ‘delusion’ among us ‘sissy left-wing’ types.
Neville ‘tantrums’ ‘won’t stop until he’s taken off Sky Sports and his Overlap podcast’
Gary Neville likely knew the reaction his comments would evoke, but did he know the furore ‘won’t stop until he’s taken off Sky and his Overlap podcast’?
The one ‘ridiculous’ mistake Amorim keeps repeating which could ‘cost’ him his job at Man Utd
Manchester United have been ‘not good’ and ’embarrassing at times’ but the Ruben Amorim sack calls continue because of one game – and his ‘ridiculous’ subs.
Arsenal criticism ‘hilarious’ when Liverpool ‘have blown a five-point lead’
Pointing fingers at Arsenal ‘is as hilarious as it is transparent’ after they were able to respond to that Liverpool defeat to ‘muscle’ past the champions.
Why Arsenal deserve more criticism than Liverpool despite ‘simply unacceptable’ Chelsea defeat
Liverpool were ‘simply unacceptable’ in defeat to Chelsea and not one single player ’emerged with any credit’. But Arsenal should face more criticism.
Slot making ‘same mistake’ as Klopp at Liverpool after ‘fundamental fault’ is finally exposed
Liverpool boss Arne Slot is ‘making the same mistake’ as predecessor Jurgen Klopp at Anfield after their 2-1 defeat to Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
Van Dijk slowing down ‘backed by science’ and Salah decline ‘happens to everyone’…
Liverpool stars Virgil van Dijk and Mo Salah are obviously slowing down; it’s in the data. Also: is Man Utd vs Sunderland a relegation six-pointer?
The ‘lazy and utter nonsense’ narrative on whether Salah and Van Dijk have ‘downed tools’…
One Liverpool supporter is particularly riled at the idea Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk have ‘downed tools’. Maybe Arne Slot’s transition will just take time.
Liverpool rue Salah contract as ‘ageing’ Van Dijk fails to handle ‘complete sh*t’
Liverpool are counting the cost of handing Mohamed Salah his bumper new contract and Virgil van Dijk is too old to neutralise the ‘complete sh*t’ alongside him.