Liverpool signing ‘offers nothing’ and ‘needs to be dropped’ long before ‘confused’ Wirtz
Only one Liverpool player has appeared in all ten of their games so far this season, but he has been ‘abject’, ‘offers nothing’ and ‘needs to be dropped’.
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The truth behind Liverpool and their £400m spend: one ‘downgrade’ and what Wirtz needs ‘more’ of
One Liverpool fan wants to set the record straight: their £400m spend was not solely on ‘upgrades’ and Arne Slot is managing ‘a squad in transition’.
Arsenal favourites? Only a Van Dijk injury would tip that balance
Arsenal want credit. But not too much credit. Are Liverpool and their new expensive attack still the favourites?
Crystal Palace deserve top billing for once after ‘bloodied noses’
We usually hide the Crystal Palace fan at the bottom of the Mailbox but the Eagles deserve top billing.
Arsenal player ‘wants a dry slap’ but three things improved for Gunners
Arsenal fans are buoyant after that win over the anti-football folk of Newcastle United, but Gabriel does deserve a slap.
Amorim £13.5m sack incoming with ‘shaman’ touted as next Man Utd manager
Surely there is nobody – not even Ruben Amorim – who thinks that Ruben Amorim should not be sacked by Manchester United.
Man Utd in ‘grim ritual’, Wirtz ‘utter sh*te’ for Liverpool, Maresca ‘out now’ and… Glasner to Arsenal?
Florian Wirtz, Milos Kerkez and Enzo Maresca take a kicking in the Mailbox, while Manchester United are condemned to a ‘grim ritual’…
Amorim is done, Bruno was ‘awful’ and Man Utd are ‘trash’ but what about the ‘two VAR shockers’?
Ruben Amorim is on his last legs after another insipid Premier League display from the ‘trash’ that is Man Utd, as Bruno Fernandes is slammed.
Scholes slammed as ‘bitter’ and ‘toxic’ over ‘problematic’ Rashford criticism
Paul Scholes was ‘bitter’ and ‘nasty’ in an assessment of Marcus Rashford which captured a ‘spitefulness’ still holding Manchester United back.
Arsenal and Liverpool play down £86m transfer panic despite ‘bad planning’
Liverpool will probably manage without their fourth-choice centre-half and there are a fair few reasons why panicking over Eberechi Eze at Arsenal is daft.
Arsenal square peg set for Jack Grealish future as Mikel Arteta ‘Trumpian’
Eberechi Eze could be the genius Arsenal need but will he be allowed? He would probably get the chance at Liverpool.
Marcus Rashford brutally described as ‘lazy, infuriating and abysmal’
Marcus Rashford is a player who did not even ‘fake defend’ for Manchester United so he deserves no sympathy.
Hugo Ekitike is a ‘tall, lanky tot’ after ‘one of dumbest’ red cards
That was very stupid from Hugo Ekitike and he deserves all the criticism coming his way from Liverpool fans and others.
Arsenal ‘would have won three Premier League titles with Erling Haaland’
Mikel Arteta is defended by Arsenal fans while we have an expose of Liverpool’s rewritten history.
Arsenal man ‘needs to be dropped’ as Mikel Arteta in last chance saloon
Arsenal and their flawed manager dominate the narrative but there’s plenty to be said about Aston Villa too.
Mikel Arteta is ‘Tony Pulis in a Gunners jacket’ as Arsenal pilloried
Mikel Arteta gets a massive kicking for signing attacking players and then just not using them v Manchester City.
Liverpool would be ‘ultimate bottlers’ if they don’t win title from here…
Liverpool are already five points clear at the top of the Premier League; surely they cannot cock it up from here.
Maresca ‘exposed as Chelsea fraud’ as Man Utd show ‘the pure unadulterated power of AmorimBall’
Ruben Amorim may be ‘gaslighting’ the Man Utd fans but he ‘exposed the fraud’ Enzo Maresca on Saturday, whose sacking should be one of two Chelsea priorities.
Nothing will change at Manchester United unless they learn ‘phenomenal’ Arteta secret
Manchester United need to look at and learn from Arsenal under Mikel Arteta because nothing will change until and unless the culture is fixed properly.
Why Liverpool ‘win half the match’ before kick-off and ‘lucky’ argument is nonsense
Liverpool have a ‘psychological edge’ over their opponents even while ‘looking pretty vulnerable at times’ because they have invented scoring goals.
Enzo Maresca is ‘the bald fraud elephant in the room’
While Liverpool dominate the narrative, one Chelsea fan wants to talk about Enzo Maresca ‘making it up as he goes along’.
Liverpool fans already excited about ‘Isak winner, 90+6’ in the derby
Are those late Liverpool winners sustainable after all? Unlike Arsenal, this Liverpool side are never boring.
Arsenal man ‘anonymous’ as trio ‘just so boring’ in ‘tough watch’
Arsenal won away in the Champions League but are ‘completely predictable’, with that midfield trio inducing sleep.
Is Man Utd system talk a ‘red herring’? Will they ‘slap up’ Chelsea?
A litany of bad luck, bad finishing, bad defending and valid excuses have been Manchester United’s undoing this season.
Man Utd are ‘average club with delusions of grandeur’ as Liverpool prepare for ‘procession’
Manchester United and Liverpool continue to dominate the discourse, with some keen to point out that United are just reverting to the norm.
Man Utd and the big question: ‘Is Amorim trying to be sacked?’
Ruben Amorim and Manchester United continue to dominate the agenda, but who would take over from the Portuguese?
Amorim sack now inevitable after ‘barely a footballer’ off the bench
Ruben Amorim has very few defenders among Manchester United fans after yet another defeat at Manchester City.
Florian Wirtz is a ‘rusty, misfiring Ford Pinto’ as Liverpool luck continues
Liverpool fans are not very impressed with the lightweight Florian Wirtz and know they are lucky to be top.
Chelsea should sack ‘arrogant’ Maresca over ‘trash’ football as ‘man-child’ Garnacho slammed
Enzo Maresca gets pelters for what he’s doing to unbeaten Chelsea and do Arsenal have the best worst player in the world?
Man Utd are The Joker and ‘always the villain’ in painful Batman analogy
It’s fair to say that we are ready for the Premier League; everybody has ever so slightly lost their minds.
Actually, Newcastle United ‘absolutely buzzing’ after Alexander Isak exit
It looks like we got it wrong on Newcastle again; they have the ‘depression derby’ on Saturday and Barcelona on Thursday.
Florian Wirtz flopping? Do you remember Ronaldo and Henry?
We are stuck in Florian Wirtz flop discussion until he runs the show against Burnley on Sunday, it seems.
England arrive under Tuchel but will return from World Cup ‘with their tails between their legs’
England finally delivered a statement performance under Thomas Tuchel, but for all their ease in qualifying there will be more World Cup disappointment.