Erling Haaland’s absurd 100th PL goal almost lost in even more absurd Man City win at Fulham
Erling Haaland’s record-breaking entry into the 100 Club quickly felt like ancient history as Man City almost self-destructed against Fulham.
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Newcastle ‘agreement’ to offload ‘complete package’ is latest transfer cock-up after wasting Isak funds
Newcastle United appear to have cocked up with another transfer as they have ‘agreed’ to offload a ‘complete package’ for a cut-price fee…
Man City mistake gifts Tottenham perfect £27m transfer for all parties as signing ‘green light’ revealed
Tottenham Hotspur have been gift-wrapped a perfect £27m transfer after a Manchester City mistake, with a ‘green light’ given for a January deal…
Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs to laugh off Real Madrid’s demand for ‘worst attacker’ before cut-price deal
Rodrygo for £90m? Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs and others will laugh at Real Madrid before the attacker is sold for a cut-price fee next year…
Slot must ignore Salah ‘reaction’ as his next statement Liverpool decision could determine sack verdict
Arne Slot *finally* got it right against West Ham, but his job is ‘still on the line’ and he must not perform a U-turn on Mo Salah against Sunderland.
Man Utd offered £31m ‘opportunity’ by hostile Serie A agent to right huge 2024 transfer wrong
Man Utd could now land a midfielder they regret being the alternative rather than the top target in the summer of 2024.
Ferdinand urges Man Utd star to be ‘razor sharp’ for the bench during AFCON
Is this a “big, big few weeks” for the Manchester United star? The last two games suggests it will be more of the same.
Gravenberch exposed by Carragher and Liverpool ‘desperation’ for £53m Real Madrid star
Gravenberch has managed to avoid criticism this season but Carragher and an ‘expected’ £53m bid for a replacement have combined to expose his downturn.
Bayern chief strikes again as three factors debunk Arne Slot’s ‘broken promises’ to ‘poor’ Florian Wirtz
We smell bulls*t as Liverpool head coach Arne Slot has been accused of “breaking” two “promises” to £126m summer signing Florian Wirtz…
Man Utd transfer nonsense exposed by Anderson ‘snag’ as Man City hijack in double blow for Amorim
Manchester United have no chance of signing Elliot Anderson for a cut-price fee, while Manchester City’s hijack is another blow for Ruben Amorim…
Liverpool could fall into West Ham ‘reality’ trap – but forgotten man could definitely be part of the answer
Fans always think their ‘system’ has finally clicked when in reality they’re just playing West Ham. But also Joe Gomez is the truth for Liverpool.
Premier League revival after Liverpool exit and atrocious career move must have been unthinkable for Henderson
Jordan Henderson really did make an absolute hash of his Liverpool exit, but two years and some atrocious career moves later he is back and relevant again.
Chelsea 1 Arsenal 1: Caicedo v Rice debate can be considered dead, but the title race is alive
Moises Caicedo’s red card overshadowed his midfield showdown with Declan Rice and ultimately cost Chelsea victory over Arsenal.
Liverpool, Isak and Wirtz find their ideal opponent as West Ham lay out the welcome mat
West Ham proved the very ideal opponents for struggling Liverpool – and their big-money buys – to enjoy a nice easy afternoon for once.
Has Amorim got Man Utd on the Arsenal path to Premier League dominance?
Safe, boring football, set-piece goals and solid defending, you say? Are Ruben Amorim’s Man Utd the new Arsenal?
Amorim stamps authority for Man Utd vs Crystal Palace after brutal put-down follows social media mockery
Ruben Amorim has sent a message to the Man Utd bosses after dropping an ‘anxiety’-ridden star vs Crystal Palace following a social media put-down.
Thomas Frank is right – that was ‘unacceptable’. But not from Spurs fans, ‘true’ or otherwise
Thomas Frank picking a fight and wasting his time on those who are not ‘true Tottenham fans’ in the aftermath of the Fulham defeat was certainly a choice.
Newcastle finally see £128m vision as blueprint becomes clear for Howe’s travel sickness
Newcastle had not won away in the Premier League for almost eight months, but a couple of players nobody else wanted at that price helped them figure it out.
How Manchester City are harnessing the sun to find their next star
Manchester City are using their women’s stadium to power an academy which has already developed Foden, O’Reilly and Lewis, with sustainability at the core.
Chelsea has-beens, might-bes and never-will-bes steer Strasbourg to fine win over Crystal Palace
Strasbourg are, by design, a deeply curious football team. But their 2-1 Conference League victory over Crystal Palace showed they’re also a very good one.
Dyche right with ‘broken’ Forest claim as woes overcome by ‘real connection’ and no-brainer changes
Nottingham Forest are back under Sean Dyche after Ange Postecoglou made the current head coach’s job easier, but they were never “broken”…
Emery actions speak volumes as Liverpool set to miss out on £35m windfall with Villa star ignored
Unai Emery’s actions told the real story as Aston Villa star Harvey Elliott was ignored again as the Premier League side beat Young Boys on Thursday night.
Is football racist? Is Ian Wright right that the game isn’t ready for a black superstar?
With racism in football refusing to f*** all the way off, we want to hear your views and your experiences on one of the thorniest issues in the game…
Van Dijk, Konate and ‘criminal’ teammate push Slot to the brink in new Liverpool nadir
Van Dijk and Konate were a joke, one of their teammates put in a ‘criminal’ display and Arne Slot isn’t long for Liverpool.
Spurs: Very, very good against PSG, apart from all the times they were very, very bad
Only Spurs could leave you genuinely wondering if you should actually be encouraged by what you’ve seen after suffering a 5-3 defeat. Nobody else like them.
Arsenal, Arteta are the best in Europe as Man Utd hero spot on with 2008 comparison
Arsenal swatted Bayern Munich aside at the Emirates to confirm their status as the very best team in Europe. Mikel Arteta might just be the very best manager.
Van Dijk pathetic vs PSV as Liverpool captain comically ignores own pre-game message
“It all starts with the basics,” Virgil van Dijk wrote in his Liverpool programme notes before flouting the most basic of basics in hilarious and pathetic fashion.
Liverpool crisis induces pure lunacy as ‘massive admiration’ for Slot replacement revealed
The stress of the Liverpool downturn has engendered an atmosphere of extreme foolishness in the Anfield halls of power. Ange Postecoglou? Wow.
Liverpool transfer cock-up can be fixed for just £25m; contract talk is red herring
Liverpool fans reacting to news of a £25m bid for Marc Guehi with anything other than relief shows football has jumped the shark.
Nick Pope looks done and Eddie Howe might not be far behind after another Newcastle away collapse
Newcastle briefly silenced the Velodrome, but their away-day fragility returned with a vengeance in a calamitous second half against Marseille.
Chelsea send Yamal awkward message as Estevao helps tear suicidal Barcelona to shreds
Estevao announced himself on the world stage against Lamine Yamal and Chelsea underlined their Champions League credentials by dismantling Barcelona.
No excuses for Man City as £435m ‘back-up team’ shocking in Leverkusen defeat
Man City may have rotated against Bayer Leverkusen, but a £435m back-up XI leaves Pep Guardiola with no excuses after a poor Champions League defeat.
Irony as Thomas Frank’s risk-averse Spurs strategy is proving biggest gamble of all
Thomas Frank is learning quickly that focusing on eliminating risk can in its own way be the biggest risk of all. Especially at Spurs.